IT’S FUCKING FREEZING – STAY IN DOORS BUY PORN AND WANK!!!

PERSONAL NEWS – given it’s Christmas…
I’ve just opened my first members only nude babes site…
The hottest babes – the sweetest teens…
There’s even a few cougars and MILFs…
Softcore and hardcore babes to blow ya ball off…

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HOLLY SAMPSON – TIGER WOODS ALLEGED MISTRESS – NUDE

OK here comes the birdie jokes…
OK forget about the birdie jokes…
Lets just say Tiger Woods alleged mistress is HOT!!!
Seems our Tiger Woods likes to fuck porn stars…
I have to say he’s made on hell of a choice with Holly…
This is one of those early “breakthough” nude photos set…
Man she sure does have the body…
But lets just say she enjoyed doing more than nude…

Holly Sampson fucking on a golf course..?
It looks a lot like one to me lol…



HAVE A SEXY CHRISTMAS AFFAIR LIKE TIGER WOODS

ANNA KOURNICOVA played in the sun too much..?
Man that’s really quite a shocker for the lady of Wimbledon…
Seems all that sexual grunting has prematurely aged the babe…
Pity she was one fucking hot tennis babe…




THE REAL ANNA KOURNIKOVA NUDE
Ha – only teasing guys and dykes…
But you have to admit she’s one hot babe…
Her Wimbledon grunting gets me so fucking hard…
But the dudes at Wimbledon want it banned…
Fuck off I say – it’s softcore porn for masses!!!
Keep on Grunting Miss Anna Kournikova!!!

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GYNECOLOGY TOOLS GETTING SEXUAL DOCTORS WARN

DILDO sales are drooping (sic) in France…
Faster than you can say onion anal plug…
It’s a case of the credit crunch…
Or Le Crunch as it’s known over there…
The news comes as Paris plays host to…
Big Eropolis – the world’s largest erotic trade show…
“We’re not the car industry…”
Wailed one stall holder…
“We feel the impact..” bemoaned another…
I should hope so too…
A dildo without the impact…
Is as popular as a eunuch at a tranny convention…
(allegedly)…
So here’s my rallying cry…
Fuck the French economy – I mean they already have lol…
Save America – buy a big dildo TODAY!!!
It’s your fucking country so fuck for it!!!
(this has been a public service announcement for dildos)


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BUT I ONLY CAME IN FOR A BIKINI WAX

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Your news from all that’s hot in the porn blog world…
Or obvious porn spam from yours truly…
Or shout outs to my mates to make me look cool…

EXPLICITE NUDES | WEBMASTERS SUBMIT BLOG POST

My latest blog and a bit of a ground breaker…
Ever modest ain’t I lol…
What do ya get if you cross a blog with a TGP..?
You get a BGP – blog gallery post – clever huh…
Just go see the hot nude babes and purchase something…
I’m NOT French and my puppy needs food…




SATIN AND SILK NUDES

This is a brand spanking new blog…
Hot off the Flip presses…
It pays homage to lingerie – stockings…
And the beautiful babes wearing them…
OK that’s not strictly true…
The guys at ONLY TEASE…
Are running a competition…
I could win $1000 if someone buys a membership…
So if ya like babes in hot lingerie and stockings…
And you’d like to save a puppy’s life…
Head over there and er buy summat…

THE WALRUS HAS A NICE ASS

When I make an ass of building a blog…
I have this floodlight that I point to the sky…
It’s not a bat – how old hat (ooo poetry cool)…
It’s a WALRUS – and my partner in grime comes running…
I guess his new babes blog NICE ASS…
Was pretty much inspired by me…
Not my ass I hasten to add…
More each time he sees an email from me…
He goes – “what’s that Brit asshole want now…”
I’ll take my 10% now please…

ATHENA HOLLOW’S DEMENTED RANTS

Looking like a prettier version of Christina Ricci…
(after a night in the coffin she calls her bed)…
This hot goth nude babelet (made up word)…
Is the kind of lady who after sex…
Doesn’t fart roll over and smoke a cig…
Rather she cranks up her laptop…
And continues where she left off on World of Warcraft…
Yeah geeky and she can play chess…
Ultra intelligent with nice tits – I’m so gonna get a slap lol…
Funny as fuck and…
Takes the piss outa me on adult webmaster boards lol…
I likes her I tells ya – even if she is a geek…

THE PORN ENCHANTRESS

I think the nasty wizard has disappear spelled ya entries hun…
Either that or they’re written in invisible dragons blood ink…
Still this top class erotic story writer admits all her male characters…
Are based totally on me – yup Flip…
Especially the ones with big dicks who make women shudder to climax…
Whilst the intrawebz awaits with baited breath for a post…
Go read and listen to her mucky stories…
Ummm nice voice toots…

ANA’S PORN BLOG

From the pen of the first lady of porn…
The chick that put the P in Panties…
(did I really just say that lol)…
Comes the mad ramblings of a babe on heat…
Hubby away fighting the third reich ok Taliban…
Means she has time to scour the net for porno…
Which she oh so kindly shares with the masses…
She’s funny feisty looks hot in lingerie…
And she kinda keeps us blokey blokes in check…
She’s had a tough time of late so damn well buy summat…

Your link here..?
Contact me send panties…
Or chocolate….
Chocolate panties (used)…
Will get you 500 words…

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NO KISSING RUSSIAN TEEN PUSSY






SNOG FREE STATION


KISSING is now banned…
Not only that – there’s designated kissing areas!!!
Anyone caught in the “lewd act” can be fined $80…
WE’re talking a railway station up t’north…
Welcome to romance free Britian…
Grumpy (and ugly) local taxi drivers have complained…
One exclaimed:

Useless they are…we have to beep them…
And point out the sign and the fine…

What a bunch of sad bastards…
And given the station is owned by Virgin…
I guess full on intercourse is out of the question…

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NO KISSING WE’RE INDIAN – FUCKING’S OK


It’s even worse if you’re Indian…
It’s banned in public everywhere…
And with fines of up to $22…
You’d better watch your lips lol…

My thanks to the gorgeous Indian porn star…
PRIYA ANJALI RAI…
My God this woman is fucking HOT…
I wanna kiss every part of her body…
Fuck the fine I wanna fuck HER!!!

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SHE SHOULD PUT A VEST ON IT’S FREEZING HER TITS

SNOW hits the UK and it grinds to a halt…
Good to see the blitz spirit is alive and well…
I look out of my window today and seeing a muddy slush…
The radio blurbs that 60 schools are closed in my area…
My GF’s son is miserable as sin as his is still open lol…
Airports have been shut – buses cancelled – roads shut…
As for the trains – wrong kind of snow on the tracks…
Here’s a pretty snow presentation from the BBC…
Meanwhile in other parts of the world covered in snow…
Life quite simply goes on despite 20 foot drifts…
Ah well guess I better take a snow day too…
Ooops I work from home so every day is a snow day lol…



BEWARE THE YELLOW SNOW


So if you’re lucky enough to have a snow day…
What better way than to spend it with hot nude babes…
Here’s a few of my babe blogs that’ll warm the cockles…

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