WESTBORO BAPTITS OOOPS BAPTIST CHURCH SUPPORTS BRISTOL
PORN protesters storm pornographers house…
In scenes reminiscent of a Frankenstein movie…
The only thing missing being pitchforks and peasants…
OK maybe there were peasants we’re talking Somerset after all…
Suburban anti sex protesters lay siege to an honest legal business…
Furious residents of a quiet Bristol (ha I said bristols lol) cul-de-sac…
Want to culldeahem scrotum sac activities of one Jimmy Edwards…
NOT JIMMY EDWARDS IN GAY ROMAN FILM HAIL HOMO
Professional pornographer James Edwards…
Is said to be completely stressed out by the whole thing…
All right, there are girls visiting and there are camera people coming in and out…
But they are all clothed when they come out…
I get on very well with my immediate neighbours…
He said…
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy…
It’s the cumming in and out the neighbours are upset about lol…
We can’t have pornography made in private…
I mean my God what is the world coming to…
Everyone knows porno should be made in public!!!
So incensed are the neighbours…
They predict coach loads of prostitutes and drug dealers arriving…
To ply their equally terrible disgusting dangerous trades…
A thing unheard of in the sleepy hamlet of Bristol…
And shock horror let’s grab the media’s attention…
A kindly 75-year-old granny in the street raises the point…
Why is this going on? Why is this allowed?
There are little children round here.
It is not on. He is laughing at us.
God forbid pornographers should ever laugh…
And come to that how come porn is always…
I mean always linked in with kids..?
I mean hang on a minute…
Do kids have credit cards..?
And therefore why on earth would legit porno types like me…
Want them on my sites in the first place..?
And more importantly…
Why aren’t parents monitoring their online activities..?
Naw don’t be silly blame the pornographers…
I of course understand about NIMBY… Not in My Back Yard…
Now that sounds like an anal porn reference to me lol… You ain’t gonna stick that in my back yard honey hehe…
But I digress – us porno professionals do you know lol…
But if it’s legal – above board then WTF is the matter with you people..?
And as to the shock horror “it’s affecting our house prices…”
There’s a fucking world wide recession on people…
House prices are dropping quicker than a Bristol prozzies knickers…
(ooops no pun intended)
If anything the presence of a legit porn empire in your street…
Could be construed as a high selling point…
You can just see the estate agents eagerly writing their speil…
“Four up four down…”
You just know where I’m going with this lol…
So what have we learned from this…
Porn gets headlines – always for the wrong reasons…
Anti porn protesters are hypocritical uneducated and sad…
Their anger and call to arms over a legitimate business…
Shows certainly a community spirit to be applauded…
But why not use that venom against the real criminals in society…
Just try and walk through parts of Bristol late at night…
Take a quick snapshot of crime figures in Bristol…
Way above the national average – particularly sex crimes…
Now how about getting your placards…
Taking to the streets and tackling real crime..?
Rather than bullying harassing a legitimate disabled businessman…
I mean if he wasn’t earning from a legitimate business…
God forbid he’d become a benefit scrounger…
And I’m sure none of you lot or your families do that sort of thing…
Do you..?
SEX DREAMS or nightmares…?
Well chances are if you’re a chick…
When your head hits the pillow…
It ain’t fluffy bunnies and rainbows…
Nope you my dear are cursed with nightmares…
Meanwhile us men get all the luck…
For we dream of S E X…
So not only do we think of intercourse every 30 secs…
We can’t turn off our todgers when we sleep…
Now this has given me a scientific excuse…
For those middle of the night rapes…
As my exes like to call it lol…
You know what I mean…
Half awake in that cock twitching twighlight zone…
You think the snoring lump next to you…
Is that hot hot pornstar you just have to fuck…
You give it your best moves…
Only to be slapped right on your vinegar stroke…
And called a fucking rapist pervert scum…
Well it happens to me all the time lol…
Full scientific proof HERE…
Say thankyou Flip…
Sad day for kinky spankers wankers and whippers…
For today is the day the UK has deemed Extreme Porn day…
Not I hasten to add anything to celebrate…
Unless I guess you’re an MP – rich or run Formula One…
Then you can continue to do it watch it in private…
Rather it’s the day pics like the harmless one above…
Are deemed ILLEGAL – you’re nicked Percy Pervert…
Virtual sadism anything described as life threatening (lol)…
Or the mutilation of breasts and genitals etc etc yada yada…
That’s despite the fact the average sado porn star…
Fucking loves it and signs shit loads of legal documents…
Hey don’t get me wrong – I’m as much against forced porn as anyone…
However it’s this thought police big brother nanny state…
That fucks me right off and makes me yearn for pastures new…
What’s that the friendly UK Gov sez..?
It ain’t illegal if you delete it off your hard drive…
How cool how pointless is that..?
It’s OK to look – but don’t keep it…
I fucking despair…
And the it kind of occurred to me…
Is there going to be a special squad of masochists…
Armed with cattle prods and restraints…
Hunting down submissive perverts…
Who long to be handled and spoken to roughly…
Restrained and then locked in a dark cell..?
Ummm something tells me that’s exactly what they want lol…
I don’t own or like gimp masks – rubber chafes a bit…
I firmly believe girls should use clothes pegs for hanging out washing only…
And I never have or want to spank a sweaty fat businessman…
Or be fucked in the ass by a Tranny called Gordon…
Thanks…
Ps – the hot babe in pic 3 can spank me any time
I guess we’ve known it all along…
But as per usual we need the boffins to prove it…
Staring at tits really does help save your life…
So I guess staring at lots of tits can make you healthy!!!
There’s no mention of shape or size…
Or even type come to that…
So whatever your taste in porn…
By signing up and looking…
You’re doing your body the power of good…
Couple that with a few healthy wanks per day…
And I can rightfully say as a babe blogger…
I’m taking away stress and making you healthy…
So say thank you Flip – and get the free nudes newsletter…
Or better still sign up to Mac and Bumble…
And get a ton of free nude babes porn…
Without even whipping out your credit card…
That’ll keep your hands free for the real business…
Now that’s a double hit of healthy goodness…
Remember…
Staring at tits can save your life…
Wanking whilst staring makes you healthy!!!
Aaaah Australia…
Known for it’s tough men BBQ’s and of course sandy beaches…
Beaches that stretch for miles and filled with hot topless babes…
Maybe not for much longer as topless down under…
Could become against the law if the God botherers get their way…
Reverend Fred Nile says these women are “cheap…”
Cheap and degrading themselves…
Pretty sure the sad old fucker has researched this issue hard…
And sadly he’s receiving a lot of support from the politicos…
Maybe it’s about time someone slip slap slopped him and his cronies…
I mean jeez mate it’s fair dinkom to hit Bondi to see the boobies cobber….
We say let the titties out get them aired and tanned …
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The are Rev Fred Nile approved – maybe…
Lock up ya daughters Heff’s on the prowl…
The aged king of the swingers has told lover Bridget Marquardt…
To get out and find another man…
He’s so excited and happy for me.
Heff says if I want to come back to the mansion and bring a date, that’s no problem.
He’s just being really sweet about it.
We have gotten closer than ever.
I will love him forever, there’s no question…
She gushed…
The old fellah might need to look for some more company…
Or at least a lady to slip him his Viagra and hot milk…
With a mansion full of PLAYBOY Bunnies…
The king of glam surely has plenty to chose from…
And a certain little lady who’s caught my eye…
Is busty blonde wanna be porn star Crystal Lynx…
(How do they pick their bunny girl names..?)…
Despite the fake tits this 34 year old ex horse trainer…
Is one hell of a hottie with one sweet ass…
And old Heff could do no worse than hook up with her…
A stallion such as him will need reining in lol…
As a guy that loves a day on the beach…
Gazing at babes flat tanned tummies…
And those delicious little belly buttons…
I have to go yuk at Karolina…
This leggy Czech super model seems buttonless…
There’s no reason coming from her camp…
Only her agent saying she’s “no alien…”
If she was let’s hope we’re invaded soon…
So whaddya think..?
Weird or hot as hell..?
One thing’s for sure it’s inspired a new blog from me…
Watch this space – navels ahoy lol…
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