HOT TEEN SWEET DREAMS


SEX DREAMS or nightmares…?
Well chances are if you’re a chick…
When your head hits the pillow…
It ain’t fluffy bunnies and rainbows…
Nope you my dear are cursed with nightmares…
Meanwhile us men get all the luck…
For we dream of S E X…
So not only do we think of intercourse every 30 secs…
We can’t turn off our todgers when we sleep…




I WAS SLEEP FUCKING HONEST MISSUS



Now this has given me a scientific excuse…
For those middle of the night rapes…
As my exes like to call it lol…
You know what I mean…
Half awake in that cock twitching twighlight zone…
You think the snoring lump next to you…
Is that hot hot pornstar you just have to fuck…
You give it your best moves…
Only to be slapped right on your vinegar stroke…
And called a fucking rapist pervert scum…
Well it happens to me all the time lol…
Full scientific proof HERE…
Say thankyou Flip…

BUT I ALWAYS SHOWER LIKE THIS JUDGE…HONEST


Sad day for kinky spankers wankers and whippers…
For today is the day the UK has deemed Extreme Porn day…
Not I hasten to add anything to celebrate…
Unless I guess you’re an MP – rich or run Formula One…
Then you can continue to do it watch it in private…
Rather it’s the day pics like the harmless one above…
Are deemed ILLEGAL – you’re nicked Percy Pervert…
Virtual sadism anything described as life threatening (lol)…
Or the mutilation of breasts and genitals etc etc yada yada…
That’s despite the fact the average sado porn star…
Fucking loves it and signs shit loads of legal documents…




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Hey don’t get me wrong – I’m as much against forced porn as anyone…
However it’s this thought police big brother nanny state…
That fucks me right off and makes me yearn for pastures new…
What’s that the friendly UK Gov sez..?
It ain’t illegal if you delete it off your hard drive…
How cool how pointless is that..?
It’s OK to look – but don’t keep it…
I fucking despair…
And the it kind of occurred to me…
Is there going to be a special squad of masochists…
Armed with cattle prods and restraints…
Hunting down submissive perverts…
Who long to be handled and spoken to roughly…
Restrained and then locked in a dark cell..?
Ummm something tells me that’s exactly what they want lol…




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I guess we’ve known it all along…
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