ANNA KOURNICOVA played in the sun too much..?
Man that’s really quite a shocker for the lady of Wimbledon…
Seems all that sexual grunting has prematurely aged the babe…
Pity she was one fucking hot tennis babe…




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Ha – only teasing guys and dykes…
But you have to admit she’s one hot babe…
Her Wimbledon grunting gets me so fucking hard…
But the dudes at Wimbledon want it banned…
Fuck off I say – it’s softcore porn for masses!!!
Keep on Grunting Miss Anna Kournikova!!!

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BRIDGET MARQUARDT Looking For Luurve



Lock up ya daughters Heff’s on the prowl…
The aged king of the swingers has told lover Bridget Marquardt…
To get out and find another man…

He’s so excited and happy for me.
Heff says if I want to come back to the mansion and bring a date, that’s no problem.
He’s just being really sweet about it.
We have gotten closer than ever.
I will love him forever, there’s no question…

She gushed…
The old fellah might need to look for some more company…
Or at least a lady to slip him his Viagra and hot milk…
With a mansion full of PLAYBOY Bunnies…
The king of glam surely has plenty to chose from…
And a certain little lady who’s caught my eye…
Is busty blonde wanna be porn star Crystal Lynx…
(How do they pick their bunny girl names..?)…




Despite the fake tits this 34 year old ex horse trainer…
Is one hell of a hottie with one sweet ass…
And old Heff could do no worse than hook up with her…
A stallion such as him will need reining in lol…

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The Tools of the Stud Trade

So back in the late seventies we all know Madonna posed nude…
Truth is the hottest soccermom on the planet’s been doing it for years…
Now it seems one of those “hot” Playboy-esque pics if up for auction…
The experts reckon it’ll sell for at least $10,000…
Ok here’s the Flip deal – see all of Madge (that’s what we Brits call her lol)…
And I mean ALL over at my fanboy site MADONNA FUCKS…
Well I say fanboy – more gratuitous nude porny pics of the great lady…
Like a virgin she ain’t – now don’t preach – I’m crazy for you…
I’m loving her America Pie it’s so Erotic…(enuff song quips Flip lol)…

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