PERSONAL NEWS – given it’s Christmas…
I’ve just opened my first members only nude babes site…
The hottest babes – the sweetest teens…
There’s even a few cougars and MILFs…
Softcore and hardcore babes to blow ya ball off…

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ANNA KOURNICOVA played in the sun too much..?
Man that’s really quite a shocker for the lady of Wimbledon…
Seems all that sexual grunting has prematurely aged the babe…
Pity she was one fucking hot tennis babe…




THE REAL ANNA KOURNIKOVA NUDE
Ha – only teasing guys and dykes…
But you have to admit she’s one hot babe…
Her Wimbledon grunting gets me so fucking hard…
But the dudes at Wimbledon want it banned…
Fuck off I say – it’s softcore porn for masses!!!
Keep on Grunting Miss Anna Kournikova!!!

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CHOCOLATE AND CUM…FATTENING

CHOCOLATE is fattening…
If that’s stating the obvious…
Then prepare ya selves…
A dippy doctor from Scotland…
(famed for battered deep fried Mas bars lol)…
Wants a chocolate tax…
Dr Walker claims many people eat half their daily calories…
In one single choccy food fest…
The fat tax – if successful – is a worry…
I mean what next..?
Cum tax..?
After all one spoonful…
Equals around 25 calories…
Good news if you squirt on a little…
Bad news if (like me lol) you cum in buckets…



SEMENEX SHE’LL SWALLOW UNLESS SHE’S ON A DIET

Little wonder you GF wife or whatever…
Won’t swallow your man paste…
She’s always on a fucking diet…
So hide this blog post from her…
Buy her choccie often…
Buy semenax and cover ya cock in choccy…



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SNOG FREE STATION


KISSING is now banned…
Not only that – there’s designated kissing areas!!!
Anyone caught in the “lewd act” can be fined $80…
WE’re talking a railway station up t’north…
Welcome to romance free Britian…
Grumpy (and ugly) local taxi drivers have complained…
One exclaimed:

Useless they are…we have to beep them…
And point out the sign and the fine…

What a bunch of sad bastards…
And given the station is owned by Virgin…
I guess full on intercourse is out of the question…

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NO KISSING WE’RE INDIAN – FUCKING’S OK


It’s even worse if you’re Indian…
It’s banned in public everywhere…
And with fines of up to $22…
You’d better watch your lips lol…

My thanks to the gorgeous Indian porn star…
PRIYA ANJALI RAI…
My God this woman is fucking HOT…
I wanna kiss every part of her body…
Fuck the fine I wanna fuck HER!!!

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SHE SHOULD PUT A VEST ON IT’S FREEZING HER TITS

SNOW hits the UK and it grinds to a halt…
Good to see the blitz spirit is alive and well…
I look out of my window today and seeing a muddy slush…
The radio blurbs that 60 schools are closed in my area…
My GF’s son is miserable as sin as his is still open lol…
Airports have been shut – buses cancelled – roads shut…
As for the trains – wrong kind of snow on the tracks…
Here’s a pretty snow presentation from the BBC…
Meanwhile in other parts of the world covered in snow…
Life quite simply goes on despite 20 foot drifts…
Ah well guess I better take a snow day too…
Ooops I work from home so every day is a snow day lol…



BEWARE THE YELLOW SNOW


So if you’re lucky enough to have a snow day…
What better way than to spend it with hot nude babes…
Here’s a few of my babe blogs that’ll warm the cockles…

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HOT TEEN SWEET DREAMS


SEX DREAMS or nightmares…?
Well chances are if you’re a chick…
When your head hits the pillow…
It ain’t fluffy bunnies and rainbows…
Nope you my dear are cursed with nightmares…
Meanwhile us men get all the luck…
For we dream of S E X…
So not only do we think of intercourse every 30 secs…
We can’t turn off our todgers when we sleep…




I WAS SLEEP FUCKING HONEST MISSUS



Now this has given me a scientific excuse…
For those middle of the night rapes…
As my exes like to call it lol…
You know what I mean…
Half awake in that cock twitching twighlight zone…
You think the snoring lump next to you…
Is that hot hot pornstar you just have to fuck…
You give it your best moves…
Only to be slapped right on your vinegar stroke…
And called a fucking rapist pervert scum…
Well it happens to me all the time lol…
Full scientific proof HERE…
Say thankyou Flip…