KISSING is now banned…
Not only that – there’s designated kissing areas!!!
Anyone caught in the “lewd act” can be fined $80…
WE’re talking a railway station up t’north…
Welcome to romance free Britian…
Grumpy (and ugly) local taxi drivers have complained…
One exclaimed:
Useless they are…we have to beep them…
And point out the sign and the fine…
What a bunch of sad bastards…
And given the station is owned by Virgin…
I guess full on intercourse is out of the question…
It’s even worse if you’re Indian…
It’s banned in public everywhere…
And with fines of up to $22…
You’d better watch your lips lol…
My thanks to the gorgeous Indian porn star… PRIYA ANJALI RAI…
My God this woman is fucking HOT…
I wanna kiss every part of her body…
Fuck the fine I wanna fuck HER!!!
SNOW hits the UK and it grinds to a halt…
Good to see the blitz spirit is alive and well…
I look out of my window today and seeing a muddy slush…
The radio blurbs that 60 schools are closed in my area…
My GF’s son is miserable as sin as his is still open lol…
Airports have been shut – buses cancelled – roads shut…
As for the trains – wrong kind of snow on the tracks…
Here’s a pretty snow presentation from the BBC…
Meanwhile in other parts of the world covered in snow…
Life quite simply goes on despite 20 foot drifts…
Ah well guess I better take a snow day too…
Ooops I work from home so every day is a snow day lol…
So if you’re lucky enough to have a snow day…
What better way than to spend it with hot nude babes…
Here’s a few of my babe blogs that’ll warm the cockles…
SEX DREAMS or nightmares…?
Well chances are if you’re a chick…
When your head hits the pillow…
It ain’t fluffy bunnies and rainbows…
Nope you my dear are cursed with nightmares…
Meanwhile us men get all the luck…
For we dream of S E X…
So not only do we think of intercourse every 30 secs…
We can’t turn off our todgers when we sleep…
Now this has given me a scientific excuse…
For those middle of the night rapes…
As my exes like to call it lol…
You know what I mean…
Half awake in that cock twitching twighlight zone…
You think the snoring lump next to you…
Is that hot hot pornstar you just have to fuck…
You give it your best moves…
Only to be slapped right on your vinegar stroke…
And called a fucking rapist pervert scum…
Well it happens to me all the time lol…
Full scientific proof HERE…
Say thankyou Flip…
I guess we’ve known it all along…
But as per usual we need the boffins to prove it…
Staring at tits really does help save your life…
So I guess staring at lots of tits can make you healthy!!!
There’s no mention of shape or size…
Or even type come to that…
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By signing up and looking…
You’re doing your body the power of good…
Couple that with a few healthy wanks per day…
And I can rightfully say as a babe blogger…
I’m taking away stress and making you healthy…
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Remember…
Staring at tits can save your life…
Wanking whilst staring makes you healthy!!!
Aaaah Australia…
Known for it’s tough men BBQ’s and of course sandy beaches…
Beaches that stretch for miles and filled with hot topless babes…
Maybe not for much longer as topless down under…
Could become against the law if the God botherers get their way…
Reverend Fred Nile says these women are “cheap…”
Cheap and degrading themselves…
Pretty sure the sad old fucker has researched this issue hard…
And sadly he’s receiving a lot of support from the politicos…
Maybe it’s about time someone slip slap slopped him and his cronies…
I mean jeez mate it’s fair dinkom to hit Bondi to see the boobies cobber….
We say let the titties out get them aired and tanned …
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